Meditation of an Asian Bimbo

How To Multiply Your Spending…and Widen Ur Waistline

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 3 September 2010

I have been spending a lot of family time lately and I am lurving it. The other day, my aunt was craving for soup so we went to this nice Chinese Restaurant that served her favourite. Naturally, they didn’t have the dessert tray that I am always looking for so I had to look for it after our lunch date. With my uncle, too, btw.

My aunt once brought home this really nice bread pudding with custard cream so I asked where she got it from and apparently it is just from SupaSave. A nice supermarket filled with imported goods which is also called HEAVEN.

So I rushed there just to grab one since it is only $3.

When I got there, knowing my luck, THEY DON’T HAVE MY DESSERT. I was getting aggravated with the fact that I didn’t speak Malay and they didn’t seem to know what I was looking for. Too depressed, I looked for doughnuts.

Took two and headed for the cash register and to make matters worse, I DIDN’T HAVE CASH.

Went to the ATM Machine…and it was OUT OF ORDER.

I am thanking the heavens for my credit card. I would use it for the two doughnuts but that’s just crude.

So I grabbed a cart and just went for a little stroll…with a WHOLE LOT OF CRAP!

Still got my doughnuts, plus dark chocolate, a choco fudge cake, roasted chicken, my fave Ruffles and some drinks.

Was rushing because I needed my sugar fix and wanted to get a slice of that cake. So went back to the cash register and I hated that there’s a queue.

Rush rush rush.

Here’s another blooper (as if I didn’t have enough already), I paid with my credit card, starting pushing my cart away while trying to sort out my receipt and was like ten feet away already and I heard the cashier screaming.

SIR! SIR! U LEFT UR THINGS!

Damn it! I Was pushing an empty cart. That guy in line to the bank on the left was giggling at me…and it was NOT subtle.

Argh!

So from my initial intention to spend $3 turned to $28.

Moral of the Story: ALWAYS BRING CASH…

…AND MAKE SURE U HAVE U BRING THE SHOPPING STUFF U PAID FOR…

…AND SHOP WHERE THERE’S NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TO WITNESS UR STUPIDITY.

Stupidity is just inevitable in my case, though.

Is This Offensive???

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 3 September 2010

I go to the gym every time I could. Not so much this week though but when I did a few days ago and I wore my favourite gym shirt.

A friend said it is offensive…what do u think???

I think it is funny. :P

Inspiration of the Day

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 3 September 2010

Emo never looked better…

Here’s Something I Didn’t Know

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 3 September 2010

I was doing my imminent errands in the city when I had a rare sighting of white people. In a Muslim country and wearing tiny shorts/skirts, it is a bit taboo. Even for me, coming from the Philippines, whenever I see people who wear these here still shocks me somehow.

What I didn’t know is that they came in different colours. There is one in orange, the other is rosy and the one in front is as white as paper.

I make it sound like I am talking about M & M’s…just the way this guy does.

Pee Pee In My Pants

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 1 September 2010

At least from what it appears.

My previous entry on my mum’s embarrassing moment might cost me banishment from our family name so I would like to just match that with my own embarrassing moment.

Why I am proud of this is quite puzzling but I am sure has happened to u, too.

I was on my usual lunch date with my friends.

I was with Matet, a desperate housewife.

And my other friend, Ricky, whose version of 4-inch heels for additional height is his super-glued, ultra-straightened hair.

We went for my usual Japanese Lunch Place. I was too hungry to even take photos of what we ate but it is nothing unusual.

What’s unusual is that I somehow got soy sauce on my khakis. It looked like my panty liners were not working. I had to clean it out otherwise, it will stain forever and that pair is one of my faves. So I rushed to the toilet and removed my pants. I turned on the faucet, run my pants under water for a few seconds until the stain was out. I did it very very VERY carefully but somehow luck is never on my side.

The water just splashed all over the left thigh portion of the pants and I was totally screwed. I had to peek out of the restroom door, call out the waitress and ask her to get my bag from my table. I had to use it for cover until I got back to the seat.

That’s when I got back to my seat.

Despite the crappy moments I have, I still have things to be thankful for:

  • The stain was out.
  • I have a thing for big bags which was useful for this situation.
  • A waitress who takes direction well.
  • Friends who would just brush it off, shrug their shoulders and just say, “THAT’S JOHN REY!”

Can’t wait for the next lunch, guys!

Old Falls, Wall Climbing and My Mum’s Mishap

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 1 September 2010

A couple of weeks ago, I went with my friends on a little trip around Brunei since we she wasmshowing around a new Malaysian friend of ours who just arrived to work here.

Damn that sentence was too long it took me a couple of minutes to construct it…

Anyway, I wanted to go with since though I have been living, working and polluting the streets of Brunei for seven years, I am still not that in tune with the go-to places here. Whenever I have company associates over, the only place I bring them to is the Kampong Ayer (Water Village) and that is only because there is a cute Italian Restaurant overlooking it…which means while they get to enjoy the view, I get to enjoy the pasta.

Sidetracked. Back to the little excursion of ours. We went to Tasek Lama which I believe in Malay means Old Falls.

It is pretty serene and would totally be a perfect place to meditate, do yoga or cry while clutching ur credit card bills against ur chest.

This place is actually created sort of like a jogging/health park. There are walk ways, hiking routes, playground and even that spiky thing that u step on that’s supposed to be therapeutic. I think it has something to do with reflexology.

I tried it but I had to save myself from embarrassment because I was screaming the first two minutes.

I think the only reason why this is therapeutic is because walking on these rock are so damn painful, castration would feel like a mosquito bite.

The thing that really caught my attention was this wall climbing wall (is that what u call it???) near the fall.

There were two people there that would provide u with the equipment and guide u to climb for only S$3. That’s around RM8 or PHP100. So cheap actually compared to when I did it in the Philippines. It was around S$15=RM35=PHP500. That was indoor though.

Funny story. My dad died when I was young…oh wait…that wasn’t the funny story. My dad must be giving me the eye of shame from heaven.

Let me try again.

My mum suddenly became the sports fan since my dad passed away when I was a teen. This meant that she had to learn all the guy things that my brother and I did like computers, eating like were up for execution and sports (yes, I do play sports TYVM). Anyway, she started playing badminton, we go for jet skiing and also wall climbing. Since I had no one to go with, my mum came with me since she wanted to try it out. I believe it was in Alabang Town Centre at that time.

Climbers have to be in pairs because one would climb while the other would pull the rope for safety of the climber. We would take turns to climb and guide which was fun. I was younger then so I could not afford to be a whimp. I think right around the fifth time that I climbed, it was my mum’s turn. I was quite proud seeing her climb up the wall because come on, how many mums could do that huh? I was admiring her from below while she slowly reached the top…the view though is quite puzzling which made me squint.

I looked closer and then I just had to scream, “MUM, I THINK UR PERIOD IS UP!!!”

She had the biggest red stain on her shorts and it didn’t occur to me that my voice echoed in the indoor climbing place. My mum was still on top of the wall which made climbing down embarrassing for her…and HILARIOUS for me.

And just like that…she went from being a dad back to being my crazy, ever so hilarious and cheeky MUM.

I miss her. :)

Inspiration of the Day

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 31 August 2010

This guy looks like he is lifting those dumb bells with his cheeks!!!

Car Needs Care…Or Replacement!

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 31 August 2010

I have been trying to juggle so many things lately and to be honest, my car is as good as a home to me now. I sleep in it, I change clothes in it, take my breakfast in it and though I know my windows are not tinted, I pick my nose in it thinking that I am in the privacy of my own home…

Gross, I know. And I don’t care.

Anyway, since I am being a gross one, wait until u see the insides of my car.

That’s my usual breakfast . I am always in a rush and never wake up that early so I always am on the go. I dread throwing anything out of the window so I keep everything inside. Take note, I am very environment friendly but it comes with a price.

Tissue tissue all over! Just for ur information, I use that to pick my nose. :P

Too many packages arrived and of course, I couldn’t wait to open them up. I still have a lot of these purchases that I have not blogged yet.

U see what I mean?

This is sort of a like a page off “Finding Waldo” except Waldo is a hand brake. :)

Not that I think that u are interested at looking at someone else’s dump, I just thought that this would get me some AWWWs and a big fat pity and at some point would provide a big enough hint that I need a new car. It is easier to move/get a new car than to clean this one, really.

Wishful thinking…

Rest assured, this is not the case anymore…the package boxes are gone.

Busy Bee Weekend

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 31 August 2010

Oh how I’ve missed blogging. I think these past few days have been quite hectic for me…at least socially. It should be a good thing anyway since it means that I will have a lot more to blab about and u will have some more reasons to poke ur eyes with a pencil.

Anyway, this is a photo that I took right before I went out.

In true bimbo practice, here is a teaser for some of the things that I bought which I have not even blogged about.

Take ur guess.

Hope u guys had a great weekend, as well. :)

Japanese Game Shows are AWESOME!!!

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 30 August 2010

This video was sent to by my friend to me through facebook. It took me a couple of days before I watched it and watching it during break time in the office was a very very VERY BAD CHOICE!

This is HILARIOUS!!!

I think this game should be a staple for bridal showers.

Or maybe an activity for retirement homes!!!

“The Instructions” With A Twist

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 27 August 2010

I was talking to my trainer the other week since he has been coaching me on lifting weights (which I dread), what to eat and essentially how to hate my mum and dad for not giving me the perfect genes to make me look like I am fit for an underwear campaign ad.

So I did everything that he told me to do. I pretty much have a schedule on what to do which I admit to be making my way around it.

Example: Instructions says Ab Machine for x reps, y weight and z sets. My version is to sit there, set up the weights and just watch HBO and tweet.

Good enough, I say.

Anyway, I know enough about dieting to know that exercise and eating goes hand in hand. One will not exactly work without the other so I asked him what he eats regularly.

It was pretty normal and generally something I could do. He eats nuts, a little rice and chicken, his protein shakes and a lot of eggs. Oh wait, the eggs I cannot do. He said he goes through the whole tray (that’s 24 pieces) in 2 or 3 days. I didn’t even ask if they were raw or boiled because I almost puked at the thought of consuming that much.

Oh and he had two of these in a month.

That’s raw salmon from one of my favourite Japanese Restos here. I tried it the other week and I have to share it with two of my other friends. I swear, this was a lot more difficult to eat than the Shake Sushi Version (that’s raw salmon on top of Japanese Rice).

I was eating it in different ways. I tried to chew it which was gross. I tried to swallow it instead but it felt like I was having a slug go through my throat. Eventually, I just asked for mayonnaise just to keep it edible for me.

Mayo is not the best flavouring alternative for diet freaks but I don’t care. I had to eat those. Other than trying to replicate my trainer’s diet, that serving is like a week’s worth of lunch money!!!

I thank my two friends for chowing this down with me. I couldn’t have done it without u. At least I was able to take half.

So once again, my version of “the instructions” was done with my little twist in it.

I am hopeless.

Inspiration of the Day

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 27 August 2010

Something to stare at before I hit that buffet table…

6 Tips To Eating With Awareness

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 27 August 2010

To tell u honestly, sometimes I don’t get the fasting practice so much. Not to offend anyone but I don’t understand why it is ok to fast in when the sun is up and then “eat-all-u-can” at night. This is my only cultural experience being in Brunei (Muslim Country) for the last seven years so feel free to enlighten me.

It was just a thought.

Anywayyy…

I have been bombarded with a lot of food lately being in the midst of buffets during this fasting month. Not that I am complaining but I have been beating myself over the thought of over eating knowing that I have been working on losing a bit of weight right before I go off for my vacation. That’s quite a premature decision since I am not sure if I will be able to leave but I would rather be prepared.

So I came across this article on being aware of what u put inside ur mouth. I can’t count how many times I have regretted what I ate. U know, like right at the point where I can feel my stretch marks actually forming around my belly and when food is stuck just right above ur throat and below ur mouth. GROSS!!!

Click for Source

Says FoodWatch

1. Sit down to eat, even if it’s only for a snack. Turn the TV or laptop off and don’t read. Let the food be the sole centre of your attention.

2. Take two deep breaths before you eat. Pause to reflect on what you’re about to eat, being respectful of the dish in front of you and thankful for the food (a little like the old school-time grace). This is the best step of the six to practice when eating out or with others.

3. Chew each mouthful thoughtfully paying attention to the flavours and textures – some health food advocates have suggested at least 30 times per mouthful *. Put your knife and fork down between bites.

4. If you know you’re a fast eater, try eating with chopsticks or with your non-dominant hand to slow things down.

5. Plate up normal (not diet) portions of food and

6. Eat slowly and make the meal last at least 20 minutes.

I have tried all of these and none of them really worked for the long haul. As for using chop sticks,  I have been eating with chopsticks even when I was younger and I could freaking eat a bag of crisps with chopsticks if I had to…with a blindfold.

I am getting flashback of little ninja movies in training with that thought. :)

This Is How You Do It!!!

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 26 August 2010

This is quite amazing and the Philippine Police could learn from these guys…

Is This The Kind Of Training The Military Gets???

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 26 August 2010

Since I made a post on the hostage taking earlier, I searched for training that military/police goes through and this is what I found…

This is what the caption of the video says…

All Government Official Please make an Action in this Hazing Video of One on the School here in our Country. This happen in Bacolod PMI Superior Officer treat there Lower Class like an animal. Hope this will not happen to your child. All media pls. make a report in this incident.

Someone please tell me what’s the point in this???

This is the part where I am supposed to strike through something quirky but this is just infuriating.

10 Things Manila SWAT Did Wrong

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 26 August 2010

In the midst of the brouhaha that went on in the Miss Universe pageant, Manila was going through one of the most tragic, jaw dropping and blood curdling events in Philippine History where an ex policeman hostages a Hong Kong Tourist Bus.

Incident is already mind numbing but as for the people in the twitterverse, I can see the frustration on what the Manila SWAT should’ve done to control the situation. Sort of how people would’ve answered the final question for Miss Universe – Philippines.

Everyone wants to place their own two cents on the matter but in the end, it has happened and even though this person singlehandedly destroyed Philippine Tourism, all we can do is just rise from yet another mishap.

My surprise can no longer be seen knowing that yet another (ex) government official is causing all the commotion.

Inasmuch as we are all trying to get things in perspective, I think this article by BBC News on what they did wrong is very enlightening and quite sad the more u read through.

1. Determination

The first officers who tried to storm the bus were driven out by gunshots from the hostage taker, former policeman Rolando Mendoza. “They showed great courage to go on board. It’s very crowded, just one aisle down the middle of the bus. But once you get on board it’s not unexpected you are going to be fired at. Squads like this have to be made up of very special people, specially trained and selected for their characteristics of courage, determination and aggression. In this case they acted as 99% of the population would have, which was to turn round and get out. They didn’t seem to have the necessary determination and aggression to follow the attack through.”

2. Lack of equipmentThe police spent a long time smashing the windows of the bus, whereas explosive charges (known as frame charges) would have knocked in windows and doors instantly. “They had no ladders to get through the windows. They smashed the windows but didn’t know what to do next,” Mr Shoebridge says. “They almost looked like a group of vandals.” Their firearms were also inappropriate – some had pistols, some had assault rifles. Ideally they would have carried a short submachine gun, suitable for use in confined spaces.

3. Lost opportunity to disarm the gunmanThere were numerous opportunities to restrain the gunman, Mr Shoebridge believes. “The negotiators were so close to him, and he had his weapon hanging down by his side. He could have been disabled without having to kill him.”

4. Lost opportunity to shoot the gunmanThe video of the drama also shows there were occasions when the gunman was standing alone, during the course of the day, and could have been shot by a sharpshooter. “You are dealing with an unpredictable and irrational individual. The rule should be that if in the course of negotiations an opportunity arises to end the situation decisively, it should be taken,” Mr Shoebridge says. Either this possibility did not occur to the officers in charge, he adds, or they considered it and decided to carry on talking.

5. Satisfying the gunman’s demands”I wondered why the authorities just didn’t give in to all of his demands,” says Charles Shoebridge. “A promise extracted under force is not a promise that you are required to honour. Nobody wants to give in to the demands of terrorists, but in a situation like this, which did not involve a terrorist group, or release of prisoners, they could have just accepted his demands. He could be reinstated in the police – and then be immediately put in prison for life for hostage taking.” The Philippines authorities did in fact give in to the gunman’s demands, but too little, too late. One message promised to review his case, while he wanted it formally dismissed. A second message reinstating him as a police officer only arrived after the shooting had started.

6. Televised proceedingsThe gunman was able to follow events on television, revealing to him everything that was going on around him. This was a “crucial defect in the police handling”, Mr Shoebridge says. He adds that police should always consider putting a barrier or screen around the area, to shield the scene from the cameras and keep the hostage taker in the dark.

7. No element of surpriseIt was clear to the gunman what the police were doing at all times, not only because the whole incident was televised, but also because they moved “laboriously slowly”, Mr Shoebridge says. The police did not distract him, so were unable to exploit the “crucial element of surprise”.

8. Safeguarding the publicAt least one bystander was shot, possibly because the public was allowed too close. The bullet from an M16 rifle, as carried by the gunman, can travel for about a mile, so preventing any risk of injury would have been difficult, Mr Shoebridge says, but a lot more could have been done. “When you saw the camera view from above, it was clear there was little command and control of the public on the ground,” he says.

9. Using the gunman’s brother to negotiateRelatives and close friends can be a double-edged sword, Mr Shoebridge says. While they may have leverage over the hostage taker, what they are saying cannot be easily controlled. In this case, the gunman’s brother was included in the negotiations – however, at a certain stage he became agitated and police started to remove him from the scene. The gunman saw this on television, and became agitated himself. According to one report he fired a warning shot.

10. Insufficient trainingIn some parts of the Philippines, such as Mindanao, hostage taking is not an uncommon occurrence, so the country has some forces that are well trained in the necessary tactics. The detachment involved in Monday’s incident clearly was not, says Mr Shoebridge. After smashing the windows, one of the officers eventually put some CS gas inside, though “to what effect was not clear” he says. A unit involved in this work, needs to be “trained again and again, repeatedly practising precisely this kind of scenario,” he says.

Sad to know that this is the case. What’s even sadder I think is that this might mean there will be more budget allocated for such “trainings”, the more corruption ensues.

I think they just have to re assess their training curriculum. Maybe a little bit less of this…

Sad!

My heart goes out to the families of the victims.

In The Midst Of Laziness

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 25 August 2010

I was lying on the ab machine in the gym for a good fifteen minutes because I was just not in the mood. Something about my body lately that is not responding too well. Been feeling draggy and heavy since the weekend.

Anyway, I was lying there and I saw this sign is just flashing right above me.

IN MY FACE!!!

Such a cliche. Please tell me how many exercise venues have this slogan.

I was quite pissed, I stormed off and went for three plates of dim sum.

Infuriating!!!

Inspiration of the Day

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 25 August 2010

Inasmuch as I am talking about buns, here are some buns of steel!!!

Best Cinnamon Buns In Brunei: Just Cinful!!!

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 25 August 2010

I have a bit of a sweet tooth..

Alright “a bit” is quite the understatement of the year but who cares?!?!?!

The Philippines has really great bakeries and I cannot even begin to tell u how much I love Cinnamon buns from there. I have tried a lot of buns here in Brunei but nothing came close…until now.

I am quite elated to have these in my hands.

There is something about Cinnamon that makes me want to ditch all hopes for dieting. Even for my drink in CBTL, my staple is the Cinnamon Ice Blended Drink.

What I have here is a box of JUST CINFUL BUNS as advertised in facebook. Take a look at how huge those buns are. There were only four but they filled up that box quite nicely.

These cinnamon buns really reminded me a lot of the ones I used to have in the Philippines. Just as good, if not better. The choco/frosting/topping is chocolate, I think, and it is generously laid on those buns.

It takes a lot of work to get these baked and I could tell. I didn’t eat it right away so I had to place them in the fridge for me to eat the next day.

For me, the test for good quality baked goods is how good it tastes even after u store it for a while. Some buns would be really tough after u re-heat it or it tastes really stale or grainy/sandy.

But not these!

I popped them in the microwave for a while, on medium for around 30 seconds and I was quite pleased. It is still soft, creamy and the cinnamon taste is still very very VERY rich.

This is a photo right out of the oven.

I am salivating as I type this and I can’t wait to go home and gorge on the last piece that I have.

If u want to read more about it, click here for Just Cinful Facebook Page.

For orders, u can text 673 8 689215 or u can also tweet @justcinful.

This is highly recommended and I guarantee u will love it.

Miss Universe 2010 Top 15 Results Reaction

Posted by: johnreydangilanjr in: ● 25 August 2010

I didn’t actually watch the pageant but I was forced to watch the answer of Miss Philippines since Twitter was flooded with her MAJOR MAJOR answer.

It is blood curdling. If only I could fit in a gown, walk fierce  and get my skin to be that dark.

I suggest that the Filipinos just answer in Tagalog and get the translator, but the translator should be a beauty pageant veteran and just add on to the contestant’s answer and make it a lot better. Good idea, noh?

Anyway, what I found more entertaining is the reaction from these four Filipinos viewing the pageant.

Fast forward to 2 mins 12 secs for the good part

Hilarious!

Note: The skinny guy in the pj’s I believe is Veejay from Project Runway Philippines Season One. :)

The Bimbo

John Rey Dangilan Jr (nickname: Eleven) born in 1982, he grew up in Los Baños, Laguna, Philippines. Currently working as an Operations Manager for a Private Management and Consultancy Firm in Brunei Darussalam. Dreams of becoming the next big thing in any reality television show that will take him. :P

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