27 Is Not 29

I AM A BIG FUCKING IDIOT!!!

My mind was so set on the delusion fact that my flight is tomorrow and guess what…it was freaking yesterday.

Which meant I was supposed to be in Brunei when:

  1. I was getting my face done for four hours.
  2. Stuck in traffic for a solid three hours plus lost for my other appointment.
  3. Downing a big fat crispy pork as if my mouth was a garbage chute.

My friend is suggesting that I get a personal assistant. I don’t know how that would work though seeing that the follower is only as good as the leader.

Big fat luck to that!!!