Category: Funny

Who Run The World…MAC?!?!?

I was searching for live performances of Beyonce for Run The World in the wee hours of the morning just to keep my mood up while I blogged and came across this hilarious spoof.

Watch and enjoy.

I can’t help but focus my eyes on the back up dancers. They know nothing about dancing but they sure kept up with “Beyonce”.

Who run this mother…board!!!

Going Away Gift Ruined

 My camera is so crappy. Up until now I cannot find my SD card for my DSLR so I am using my old point-and-shoot. Not that it would improve how I take photos but that way, I can only blame my own incompetency.

Anyway, so here I am wearing the bag that I got as a gift after the hours of begging, screaming and crying from one of my friends from Indonesia, Citria. Reminds me well of the Mulberry Alexa except made of faux leather. It is a sling bag which I am seeing how convenient these are.

So anyway, I was whore-ing it out in the mall carrying it out like no one’s business and it was amazing. Having to walk without holding on to anything is liberating! And as u all may know, I am going car-less for the remaining days of Brunei so I braved the streets and travelled on foot. I have never done this before until lately and was trying to figure out shortcuts to get home (around 20 mins walk away) and I saw this really tiny hill which I think is a quicker way for me to get home.

So I took it and strangely without complaints because I was wearing my ever reliable ankle boots. A few steps more and BAM…I slipped and fell. I was able to hold on to something so the ground didn’t get to kiss my fat, dimply ass. But when I got up, the straps of my bags were pulled and instantly broken.

DAMN!!!

So much for the gift. I think I will just turn it into one of those oversized cluthes like I saw in the recent Paris Fashion Week.

Better WERQ!

The lesson learned: WHORING, HOWEVER SHORT/LONG THEY’VE BEEN DOING IT, WILL ALWAYS HAVE U END UP ON THEIR ASSES!!!

One more photo after the jump…

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Be Kind To Your Hairdresser

Morning LOLzzz!!!

Here is a mugshot of a guy who apparently assaulted his stylist…obviously half way through his haircut.

According to Socialite Life

This hilarious booking photo shows a man who was arrested after he fled a barber’s shop – midway through a hair cut. David Davis, 21, was having his large afro trimmed when he allegedly slashed a man with a pair of scissors.

I am not sure who I feel more sorry for.

Mwahahahahaha!!!

Image via Socialite Life

The Boss

I am totally enjoying reading up on all these past emails and they are all giving me a chuckle.

For those of u who are getting annoyed, sorry. I will post about something personal soon…I know u miss it!!! But this is just too good to pass up.

I just copied and pasted the thing below so read on…

Who’s in Charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen”.

“I should be in charge,” said the blood , “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach, “because I process food and give all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs , “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum , “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The as$hole is usually in charge .

He he REMEMBER this is the boss…. to whom forget it automaticely will give a PUNISHMENT !

Under CONSTRACTION

I was having my morning coffee in a place that I do not frequent. While lingering and staring at things I haven’t seen before, I noticed something that gave me a good chuckle this morning.

Credit this to all my packing because I accidentally packed most of my sunnies so I was out wearing my prescription spectacles.

Find out what I saw…after the jump.

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Gotta Have Friends

Having announced my news last night, my friends immediately rushed to my side for a little chit chat and bonding.

Well, not exactly that, they found out I was sipping on rum and coke alone and since they are alcohol-thirsty bastards, they rushed to my house. Oh that my friend right there is a bit heartbroken.

Human beings!!!

I got buzzed with my second glass and they felt nothing. Talk here and there. Catching up, advice, laughter and a little bickering and our night was complete.

We wanted to capture what was left of our night.

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Another Embarrassing Moment

It has been a while since I have been to the gym.

Well, it feels like it because I used to go everyday and now, I go sporadically and eat like I am about to be shot the next day.

Anyway, so I ate two lunches yesterday and I felt horrible. Was thinking of skipping the gym then but I felt just so guilty. Besides, I am planning to go overseas sometime soon and it would be a nightmare if I had “excess baggage”.

Point is, it was not planned and was really not in the mood since my gym stuff I left in the office.

So, sans my original exercise things, I had to scour my shoes and see if I have anything to use…and found these. I bought these when I went to Dubai and I kind of missed using these. Very light Reeboks perfect for running around. I knew I was going to attend a cardio class anyway since I was not in the mood.

Someone ordering me to jump around is a lot motivating than just trying to push myself on the treadmill…which is where I end up picking lingering because that’s where HBO is showing.

So there I was in the gym, doing my best to sweat my two earlier meals and then this happened…

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